Out of the mouth of a child

So, last night at PM's fall program, DQ says the following: "Mommy, that girl is blind! Look, the one with the long dark hair, she is blind!" Of course I am trying to figure out what she is talking about when I notice the girl with the long dark hair. She is not blind. She is simply of Asian descent and has very thin eyes. I wanted to crawl under the bleacher and hide, as everyone around us figured out what she was talking about too...